You know you’ve been in Bangkok too long when….

10. Shoes with gaudy baubles look perfectly appropriate (look out Portland!)
9. 80% humidity feels like a dry day
8. The local restaurant knows your order
7. You can walk for a a whole block without breaking sweating
6. You don’t have to squint at the money in order to hand the clerk the correct change
5. Threat of sudden death doesn’t keep you from crossing a street with the locals
4. When the hotel is threatening to kick you out because they don’t rent rooms by the month
3. You can distinguish between the smell of durian and sewage
2. A 10 minute traffic light seems reasonable
1. You give the local taxi drivers tips on short-cuts! (just kidding…so far)